Monday, December 22, 2008

Holliday cheers!

So I have been thinking a lot lately. I know its a bad idea (but fuck it right?) So anyway its the holiday season and it get's people thinking, so I'm thinking too. And I'm just going to say it. I know it's been on everyone's mind, so I'll just say it. God didn't create this world. Satan did. This world is filled with ass-holes. There is constantly war going on somewhere. People, good people, are always suffering, for no reason. Maybe a gentle and pure God made worlds somewhere, I'm sure that that happened. There are billions of multiple planets out there filled with really great creatures and they really love each other, maybe. Its just that it is not the case here. We're just not that way. We were all created by the devil. God did leave one son here; one being, and we brutally tortured him BEFORE murdering him. And now to celebrate his birth we go out of our way to worship a demigod, dressed up in red, living at the top of the world (the North Pole) aided by magic elves, somehow mystically producing brand-name products to be delivered with the help of supernatural deer. Why does God hate us? Well I guess I don't know.
Merry Christmas
-John Nicoll
P.S. Happy Holidays

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